Friday, January 22, 2010
Please stop making movies!
Everytime I read something about this movie my testosterone level goes down a notch! It's almost as if some new age peace love guru from the sixties and seventies is directing this monstrosity. Next I'm going to hear about how the Cimmerians were a peace loving peoples who lived in a pristine wilderness until the evil Aquilonians destroyed their people and culture. Now Conan will take revenge.
There's no way that the director of this movie could have read any of the original R.E.H. books and come up with this. Actually nobody could've read any of the Conan pastiches and come up with this. I'm going to pretend that there's no Conan movie coming out and just call it something else.
Read about the horror here!
Thanks to Deuce at The Cimmerian for posting this.